Uh madam, I think you dropped this…and this…and this…

And one more makes…500.

500 strands of hair – each day – that’s how much you can lose after pregnancy. (I swear I have to be closer to 700 strands a day!)

Now, I understand that it’s hair you would have lost earlier had the hormones not kicked to give you thick, beautiful hair at the end of the pregnancy in the first place – but still, this is a whole lotta hair coming out at once.  Each day.  For weeks and weeks (when DOES this stage  end, by the way?)

And does anyone else feel just a tad alarmed when, after vigorously brushing your hair before getting in the shower, and pretty much filling your brush, you STILL end up with clumps of hair in your hand while rinsing out the shampoo?

I know it’s just my own hair, but, when I glance down and see it in the garbage, I constantly think it’s a small animal looking back at me (but maybe I’m still traumatized by the ‘rat incident in my bathroom’ – don’t ask!).

I think I make it even worse by wearing my hair up in a ponytail all day…so, as I lose hair throughout the day – instead of falling out and flying through the air, it stays in the elastic, so at night, when I take it out – CLUMP-O-RAMA.

…have I mentioned I miss being pregnant sometimes? haha

Oh – sidenote on the ponytail…anyone have an alternative hairdo suggestion for new moms?  I was watching a ‘What Not To Wear, Mom episode” the other night, and half way through, I gasped in alarm – I could BE this episode..except no one is coming to save me from myself!

Hair in ponytail everyday?  Check!
Wearing clothes from 10 years ago?  Check!
No make-up? Check!
Buy multiples of the same shirt in different colours? Check!

Someone – nominate me for the show! (but please wait until my hair stops falling out…that just wouldn’t make for good TV…actually, that MIGHT make for good TV?!)

Anyway, I do look forward to *this* little stage to come to an end (and oh what fun it will be, when all this hair starts to regrow – can someone say CHIA-PET?!?!)

5 comments

sika - December 13, 2010 - 9:30 pm

That’s so funny! I begged Sean to nominate me for the show when Jasper was 4 months old. Of course, I had dark circles under my eyes in addition to ponytail, no makeup and sweatpants. Instead, I cut my hair short, so I would be forced to do it everyday.

tracy - December 14, 2010 - 6:51 pm

OMG. You are hilarious. Don’t feel bad…you’ve seen me haven’t you? It is my uniform and proud of it…goes hand in hand with the pride I feel in being a soccer mom, arriving at kindergarten late and having a messy house with finger prints everywhere. I dreamed for these days and am gonna embrace em…10 year old clothes, pony-tailed hair, makeupless face and all. Enjoy…PS. you are a beauty inside and out so no need for a makeover:)

Kristy - December 18, 2010 - 6:52 am

The worst is when it’s growing back! I had these whispy chunks at the sides of the bang area that never looked right. Marissa is almost two and a half and these pieces are still horrible. So, on Wednesday my hairdresser gave me bangs to try to blend them in. I haven’t had bangs since grade 9. Please pray for me that I don’t break out the curling iron!

Loopy mama - December 20, 2010 - 9:47 pm

Kristy -what do you think of the bangs?? I was thinking about doing the same thing, but pretty sure I would just end up bobby pinning them to my head?

And Sika – did the strategy work? Did you do it every day? I worry I would just then have a hair do that needed doing, but still just end up wearing a hat!

Oh…the hard decisions to be made! hahah

(and thanks Tracy)

Kristy - January 10, 2011 - 5:13 am

Erin, the bangs are going to be grown out. Does that answer your question? :)

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